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		<title>Brazilian Guy Shows Up at His Own Wake</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2012 18:30:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cameron Simcik</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funerals are like those Lifetime movie marathons our women watch &#8212; we hate them so much that a sturdy kick in the balls would be better than sitting through one.&#160;Unless of course said funeral is amped up with a couple of funeral strippers, in which case, awesome. Other than that, what else could possibly make [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Funerals are like those Lifetime movie marathons our women watch -- we hate them so much that a sturdy kick in the balls would be better than sitting through one. Unless of course said funeral is amped up with a couple of <a href="http://guyspeed.com/taiwan-gets-it-right-with-funeral-strippers/">funeral strippers</a>, in which case, awesome. Other than that, what else could possibly make such a depressing and sappy crap fest more bearable? How about not actually being dead?</p>
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