The worst thing you can do when you’re staring into the judging beam of a police officer’s flashlight is lie to them, whether you did the thing they are accusing you of or not. This is officially worse than that.
Sloths are a hot commodity right now and name generators (like the blues name generator) have been a constant source of entertainment on the internet. So, imagine our surprise — nay, our unbridled glee — when we discovered a sloth name generator!
The animal rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, better known as PETA, does some good work, but it’s the organization’s more absurd stunts that often make headlines — and this one is a prime example.
Citing the suffering of turkeys during the Thanksgiving season, PETA sent a letter to the mayor of Turkey, Texas and asked him to change the town’s name to the tofu-based meat alternative “Tofurky” instead.
As of today, Lindsay Lohan no longer exists.
But don't get too excited. According to a report from PopEater, the troubled actress is simply dropping her last name, putting her among other one-named (and admittedly more successful) celebrities like Cher, Madonna and Prince.
The news came straight from Lindsay's mom, Dina, who revealed, "Lindsay is dropping the Lohan and just going by Lindsay."
